"I want every piece of me to crash into every piece of you,
I swear to god that’s how they make stars."

Mary Lambert, from Sarasvatī (via slutstatus)

(Source: hellanne, via dancingcadavers)

owlsmokewithyou:

hazylemons:

frodoyodo:

lostluigi:

gerardgayofficial:

move-on-go-beyond:

a-sad-guy:

greeneggsangraham:

saltunderthesea:

This broke my fucking heart

This is why you don’t lie about having mental disorders. It is not a joke.

I’m crying

This broke my heart

this is real ocd, not the people in school getting annoyed when their desk is messy.



well, fuck

… damn 

owlsmokewithyou:

hazylemons:

frodoyodo:

lostluigi:

gerardgayofficial:

move-on-go-beyond:

a-sad-guy:

greeneggsangraham:

saltunderthesea:

This broke my fucking heart

This is why you don’t lie about having mental disorders. It is not a joke.

I’m crying

This broke my heart

this is real ocd, not the people in school getting annoyed when their desk is messy.

well, fuck

… damn 

(Source: thiswolfheartstillbeats)

bunnyfood:

wut


idk but he looks like he has a gr8 bodyhmu bb

bunnyfood:

wut

idk but he looks like he has a gr8 body

hmu bb

(Source: newrider, via owlsmokewithyou)

prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via thatvegandude)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

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owlsmokewithyou:

lieutenantbites:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the places highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is a FOOTPATH not a SIDEWALK. Second of all, it’s called a FIZZY DRINK not a SODA. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING TROLLEYS not SHOPPING CARTS. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Americans do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you.
So please, just know that if you are from Noth America, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the US and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Canada talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can any american accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in a European country. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a US citizen having a job oppurtunity and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from Russia or Asia or Australia, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.I really don’t consider Alaska a part of the US, so you all are excused. 

look how mad this person is not because america is shitty
but because we have accents and talk differently

Please look at what you just wrote and realize your are a hypocritical dick. I would one like to state the United States has some shitty ass people. Two not everyone in the US is shitty and uneducated. Please go sit in a corner and stop talking to be people because your opinion is ignorant and you need to revaluate your life. Thanks bye. 

owlsmokewithyou:

lieutenantbites:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the places highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is a FOOTPATH not a SIDEWALK. Second of all, it’s called a FIZZY DRINK not a SODA. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING TROLLEYS not SHOPPING CARTS. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Americans do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you.

So please, just know that if you are from Noth America, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the US and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Canada talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can any american accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in a European country. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a US citizen having a job oppurtunity and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from Russia or Asia or Australia, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.

I really don’t consider Alaska a part of the US, so you all are excused.

look how mad this person is not because america is shitty

but because we have accents and talk differently

Please look at what you just wrote and realize your are a hypocritical dick. I would one like to state the United States has some shitty ass people. Two not everyone in the US is shitty and uneducated. Please go sit in a corner and stop talking to be people because your opinion is ignorant and you need to revaluate your life. Thanks bye. 

Anonymous Asked:
as a nonvegan i think sometimes when we're reminded that most of the meat we eat comes at the expense of animal suffering we get defensive because for me at least theres a lot of conflicting emotions there

francislare:

Umm okay hahah

then you could stop eating meat??

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that

jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that

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mattsmithshairflop:

sclez:

carnivalowl:

Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual or pansexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.

You’ve found out my secret.

I just want to bang everybody all the time.

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darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

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